"I Run on Chaos and Caffeine" — The Black Coffee Mug for the Beautifully Unhinged
$15.99 USD
For everyone who treats caffeine as a personality trait.
Hot-pink script. Vintage lettering. Deep glossy black ceramic. This mug doesn't whisper—it announces. Whether it's sitting next to your planner at 6am or surviving your third meeting before noon, it's the daily reminder that you can laugh at the madness and get things done.
A spot-on gift for busy moms, overworked professionals, and anyone whose morning routine starts with survival mode.
Details
- 100% glossy black ceramic with vibrant color-printed design
- Available in 11 oz ($15.99) and 15 oz ($19.99)
- C-shaped easy-grip handle
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe (top rack)
- Lead-, cadmium-, and BPA-compliant
Care
Dishwasher safe on the top rack, or hand wash with warm water and dish soap.